Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.



Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Combination laughing/sobbing at this.

(Source: punkrockcomicart, via ugly-sweatshirt)

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